your Fantasy is my Reality

Apr 18

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in-my-mouth:

Moroccan Pizza

in-my-mouth:

Moroccan Pizza

Anonymous asked: "Can't say 'nigger' unless you're black" Yeah, yup, that makes sense. "You can't say 'cracker' if you're white." ...Wait, what?

aissuli:

ughsocialjustice:

it’s AAVE didn’t u kno

-the italian one

What does AAVE mean? I keep seeing it but it confuses me because Aave is a Finnish word for ghost. so I just keep seeing GHOST.

TRUFACT: We’re all ghosts now.

me and my furry girlfriend

foxdear:

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: draw my fursona

part 2: me and my furry boyfriend

me: bb my hands r so cold

him: draw my sona

(via cupcakedrawings)

Doing commissions, one of the more… interesting ones apparently ended up on DA’s “What’s hot” page and rustled some jimmies.

I guess I’ll call this a success. Best to have a positive outlook on life, you know?

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The Mirror [Creepy Pasta] by MikoTheMoth

mikothemoth:

July 25th, [Redacted].  Upon further investigation of reports of missing persons around the [Redacted] area a local sheriff happens upon a large reflecting monolith of unknown origin with the dimension of 2 : 5 : 10. The nature of the object is unknown and there are no signs of a transporting vehicle that could have placed the object here.

July 26th, [Redacted]. While a task force comprised of 3-4 [Redacted] area policemen scans the forest of the missing persons they stumble upon several dead bodies. Further investigation it is explained that each death happened under unknown circumstances and always happened no less and no more than 2KM from the monolith now dubbed “The Mirror”.

August 1st, [Redacted]. All files were sequestered from the [Redacted] area  police station and reallocated to the [Redacted] a special government task force established to investigate, study, and research cases of this manner. All policemen formally involved will have to be “Induced” before they are allowed home to their families.

August 12th, [Redacted]. Further investigation of “The Mirror”  has shown it has a set of special attributes and can be shown by a set numbers of knocks.

  1. One knock allows you to oneself one week in the future.
  2. Two knocks will allow you to see yourself as you are one week ago.
  3. Upon further investigation of the unique circumstances of 1&2 the user has the ability to change or alter anything they see though suggestion. It also shown they can remain invisible while doing so leaving the victim themselves completely oblivious and once done their present self forgets their actions ever occurred.
  4. 5 knocks in repetition of three shows puzzling and unsettling visions creatures of unknown or extraterrestrial origins.
  5. Upon further investigation to date nothing of interest or value has been found and research of the object special attributes has been halted.

August 28th, [Redacted]. While attempting to take samples from “The Mirror” a researcher was enveloped whole as the object liquifying itself took hold of his limbs and engulfed his body. Memorial for Dr.[Redacted] will be held next month.

September 1st, [Redacted]. The object classifications has been switched from “Non-Lethal Inanimate” to “Lethal Organism of Unknown Origin”. “The Mirror”  appears to grow in dimensions the more and more organic material it consumes. To date it has taken 5 researchers.

September 7th, [Redacted]. “The Mirror” has lost its reflective properties and appears to be glowing a pulsing deep bright red color. Those around the emission have been infected with both paranoia and dementia. One infected started violently convulsing and shouting “Do Not Believe It..It Is False Paradise…It Is A False God" before fainting and succumbing  to a massive brain hemorrhage. Another infected would write "The Creatures We Saw Live They Live In It They Are Coming Do Not Enter Here"  repeatedly on the walls of his containment cell before gaining brief sanity.

[Present Day] October 12th, [Redacted]. We stand by for live feeds from “The Mirror”. “I’m Dr. [Redacted] I have been put in charge of Case File [Redacted] or The Mirror. As you can tell by my heavy breathing I have just hiked rather deep into the forest and is rather nervous especially after the slue of unfortunate events. I have arrived at the site where my fellow researching team seems to be preoccupied with gazing at The Mirror which is now glowing a steady white light instead of the usual red. [Exhaling and inhaling]. I [several moments of pausing] I have stepped inside the immediate vicinity of the object. I am complete euphoric as if my body was in complete ecstasy. My colleagues seem be walking into The Mirror. I am walking towards my its…so beautiful. I have never seen such wonderful creatures……..[Line Disconnects]

[Stand By For Further Instructions] 

(via madmothmiko)

omgtsn:

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ha ha! man, what a wacky, relatable post i’ve never seen bef-

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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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Apr 17

8oo:

american anime fans that think they really have a say in the anime industry

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american anime fans who call themselves otakus

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american anime fans who think anime characters are white

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