Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
Bath mat turns red when wet.
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.
Calm down there, Satan.
(Source: ifuckeditupagain, via tainted-sweet-meats)
My dog is barking in her sleep again.
This is so cute hnnngh
(Source: dailybreakingbad, via littledomme)
Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.
There’s a terrible dick joke in there somewhere.
(Source: amandaonwriting, via tutorialturmoil)
Btw, that’s Satan
He’s a soldier of heaven
He’s the Archangel Gabriel
And that’s not even the half of it.WHERE ARE ALL THE NOTES!?
Most of these are from one of the 9 seasons..
(Source: summonthetodd, via slugbox)
Happy birthday, fuckyeahvarric ! Varric’s arms are always open to embrace you 8Db
OH MY GOD IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL I’M GONNA CRY
Thank you so so much, darling!